Wednesday, October 28, 2009

List Break - Selling Out

I've always noticed that every album you seem to notice that was a success can be called a sell out. I think its about time I offered my own opinion. Ever since the 60's, people have been trying to capitalize off of music. It's either made artists kill themselves in shame (Kurt Cobain, Ian Curtis) or made them filthy rich with everyone hating them. Not being able to read minds, can make it difficult to see who is in it for the money, and who is in it for the music. It seems automatic to label anything that changes too much (ZZ Top's Eliminator or Metallica's Black Album) as selling out. Sometimes it's really obvious (KISS). But I've successfully managed to peel these apart and see what's what.
The first shaky topics are bands like Def Leppard and Duran Duran, which largely became stars through their videos. This has led to the idea of MTV products. Duran Duran and Def Leppard certainly do know how to bring in the zeroes, and wrote songs with the intention of making hits. But so did Michael Jackson, and he enjoyed writing. This ultimately leads to the idea of setting out to write music that you enjoy while keeping Top 40 hits in mind. While it certainly is more like pop music, you can't calling it selling out. Selling out is trading musical integrity for money, which these groups have never done. Although avoid rock acts that have other people write their hits (Bon Jovi).
The second topic concerns bands that can change over time. We can see which ones are clear and aren't. Fleetwood Mac, for example, is pure coincidence. Bringing in new musicians after personal conflicts with the last ones and have them contribute their California pop style to Rumours is called spreading ideas, not selling out. Others can be tough. Groups like Metallica and Green Day changed their styles and shocked fans. Metallica has certainly been greedy (Napster incident), but the Black Album issue is touchy. It was still heavy metal, so how did it sell 10 million? Imagine in the 80's when all your friends were telling you to listen to Metallica, and this album comes along and you can finally agree. Besides Metallica's Load experimented with blues and country, hardly commercial. Green Day is probably the big one. They had bombed on three albums after Dookie and finally returned with American Idiot. But did you know that they had an album planned originally? It was lost, though. Not to mention the band members all went through therapy and admitted to having different mindsets (which probably lead to different songwriting). There were also numerous breaks from punk on Nimrod and Warning. And finally, vocalist and primary songwriter Billie Joe Armstrong, stated that Green Day took influence from The Replacements, a largely respected indie group which switched from punk rock to alternative and stadium rock. The Replacements however, never achieved success, so of course they never sold out. There ya go -- next time you listen to American Idiot, you know you're listening to quality musicians, not sell outs.
But of course there are those who did trade their music for money. Let's start with the Bad Boys from Boston, Aerosmith. Once a great raunchy blues/rock band, after several years of obscurity, they released Permanent Vacation. This album would've been decent, had it not been for the fact that Aerosmith had thrown in the towel and hired shlock writers from outside the band to write them hits, such as the Desmond Child written "Angel." I doubt that they wanted to experiment by hiring other people to write for them. That's not to say they didn't accomplish anything. It's incredible that they became video stars with a singer as ugly as Steven Tyler. Of course it can always get worse. When Aerosmith sold out, they only had shlock writers help them write hits. They still wanted control over their music, so at least they still wanted to perform music they loved. So hey, it can be okay to like these guys still.
On the other hand, we meet the Wilson Sisters of Heart. They pioneered female hard rock, and opened room for Pat Benatar, Joan Jett, and the Go-Go's. Heart, however, sold out with no dignity. They tossed out the triplet riffs in exchange for shlock writers doing their work for them in putting out power ballads. What a shame.
I hope that was helpful, and to any musicians out their. Music is art, not money. Keep on rocking.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Top 45 Songs of the 90's

45. More Human Than Human by White Zombie
44. Ruby Soho by Rancid
43. Santeria by Sublime
42. Lump by The Presidents of the United States of America
41. Come Out And Play by The Offspring
40. Walk by Pantera
39. All the Small Things by Blink 182
38. Plush by Stone Temple Pilots
37. Pull Me Under by Dream Theater
36. Freak On A Leash by Korn
35. Mama Said Knock You Out by LL Cool J
34. Vogue by Madonna
33. Closer by Nine Inch Nails
32. Everlong by Foo Fighters
31. Summer Babe by Pavement
30. Song 2 by Blur
29. My Name Is by Eminem
28. Rooster by Alice In Chains
27. Enjoy the Silence by Depeche Mode
26. Are You Gonna Go My Way by Lenny Kravitz
25. Only Shallow by My Bloody Valentine
24. Buddy Holly by Weezer
23. Welcome to Paradise by Green Day
22. Tears In Heaven by Eric Clapton
21. 911 Is A Joke by Public Enemy
20. Waterfalls by TLC
19. Enter Sandman by Metallica
18. Loser by Beck
17. Nuthin' But A "G" Thang feat. Snoop Doggy Dogg by Dr. Dre
16. One by U2
15. Protect Ya Neck by Wu-Tang Clan
14. Guerilla Radio by Rage Against The Machine
13. Kool Thing by Sonic Youth
12. Sweating Bullets by Megadeth
11. Cherub Rock by The Smashing Pumpkins
10. Black Hole Sun by Soundgarden
9. Juicy by The Notorious B.I.G.
8. Jeremy by Pearl Jam
7. Wonderwall by Oasis
6. California Love feat. Dr. Dre & Roger Troutman by 2Pac
5. Give It Away by Red Hot Chili Peppers
4. Karma Police by Radiohead
3. Sabotage by The Beastie Boys
2. Losing My Religion by R.E.M.
1. Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana

Monday, October 26, 2009

Top 14 Personalities

Music needs personality. Name one kick ass band that got by on members who weren't cool. Well, okay, practically every 90's band, but that was the point. Anyway, we are going to honor the musicians who knew that we like personality in our favorite groups.

14. Rob Halford (Judas Priest)
This guy kicks ass. He sings songs about how he's hell bent for leather, breaks the law, and how we've got another thing coming. The song titles alone couldn't get him on though. With a voice like he's gonna eat your face after his minions melt it.

13. Marilyn Manson
Ouch! Time for the creep show. While parents may have been freaked out, if you were a goth kid in the 90's (I mean I wasn't) he was arguably your idol. He was scary and seemed to have this whole damn life thing figured out. Not to mention, if you actually liked to piss your parents off, he once did a show where he was on a podium dressed up like a nazi.

12. Joe Strummer (The Clash)
Punk demands personality, and the leader of the only band that mattered supplied. He was snotty before Johnny Rotten, angry before Rage Against the Machine, and political before Bono. I know a guy who had the honor of seeing him live before his death, and he told me that you really can't describe it.

11. Karen O (Yeah Yeah Yeahs)
This girl just bleeds NYC all over her crazy outfit. She's got a voice that sounds like she's taken every drug all at once and still not overdosed. But this is one you really need to see live. She humps amps and wears outfits that honestly make her look more Japanese fountain than woman.

10. Flava Flav (Public Enemy)
Before his own reality show, Flava was something. He had awesome sunglasses, a voice that could make the Beastie Boys sound subtle, and he didn't just have bling, he had a friggin' clock. I actually credit him for giving rap music its personality. But that is also what makes him low on the list. Just as rap music's personality has become too overblown for anyone to take it seriously, so did Flava's. Still great personality, just a bit too much of it.

9. Jello Biafra (Dead Kennedys)
This guy was basically Joe Strummer times ten. He had a great sense of humor, he was pissed off, and he knew everything about current events. He gets here because of two things. His band was probably the most outspoken band so far as politics go. I learned everything you need to know about Cambodia like that, and with humor. It takes guts to tell corrupt police jokes to educate, and he had that.

8. Dave Mustaine (Megadeth)
Just listen to Peace Sells and Sweating Bullets and you'll hear my point. This guy has got a voice that sounds like the devil if he were a pissed off teenager and he can still talk after all that snarling. And that voice isn't just all for show. Over the course of his career, he fired 20 members of Megadeth.

7. Tom DeLonge and Mark Hoppus (Blink 182)
Did someone say snott? Well its dangling out the cow's vomit encrusted anus with these guys. Despite being in their late 20's, these guys now exactly what being a teenager was all about. Their songs were full of toilet jokes, cursing, angry rants about the lame adults in their lives, and whining about how this girl won't notice you. Like Flava Flav, they can get to be a bit too much, but I just remember listening to this stuff as teenager and thinking "tell me about it."

6. Henry Rollins (Black Flag)
I think someone said that Henry Rollins looked like the kind of guy who'd beat you up for bumping into him at a bar. He certainly does. This guy was big, buff, and looked like he meant business. He played in a hardcore punk band, but even brought in spoken word songs. Before NWA, he was the original gangster.

5: Lemmy (Motorhead)
I only need to tell ya three things about this guy.
1. He started thrash metal
2. He rejected the speed metal label, calling his genre "rock n' roll"
3. He's gotten laid 1200 times

4. Michael Huntchence (INXS)
Who didn't wanna be this guy. He was a flat out male fox, so he could have any girl he wanted. He was smoother than his guitarist's riffs. He was irreplaceable as a singer (nothing personal JD). But the thing that we loved about was his voice. When girls hear it they go crazy, and that means that we could move in easily. Thank you Michael (Rock In Peace).

3. Bon Scott (AC/DC)
You could tell in his voice: This guy was born to rock n' roll. He could sing about being a badass, getting into fights, partying like nuts, and how awesome having sex with fat chicks was. He just knew it all, and did it all. Eventually it caught up to him and he died of alcohol poisoning. Even in death, this guy knew how to die like a rockstar

2. Iggy Pop
Talk about living by your music. This guy was before anyone else here and still can best all but one of em. He songs were about his lust for life and seeking and destroying. And he did that one hundred percent. He dove into the crowd, did whacky stunts, and cut himself up with broken bottles. And he's still alive, AT SIXTY!!! AND STILL COOL! That is staying power.

1. David Lee Roth (Van Halen)
If you were an up-and-coming rocker in 1978 (or anytime for that matter), you needed a singer like David Lee Roth. Not only could this guy sing like he had been born a rockstar, but he acted like it. He was buff, looked great, partied all the time, jumped around like a flea, told jokes in interviews, got laid every other hour, and actually managed to get fired for it all by Eddie Van Halen. Now that Van Halen are finally one again, David is back to be the ultimate role model for any rocker: If you're going to rock, make it larger than life. And a cucumber in the pants never hurt.

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Music Break - Top 5 Stupidest Controversies

Controversy is everywhere. Someone is bound to whine about something, whether it be reasonable, or non-sense. These are the non-sense ones.

5. Stairway to Heaven backmasking.

Everyone's heard this one. The one that if you play part of Stairway to Heaven backwards, (the bustle in the hedgerow part), you'll hear a satanic endorsement. What's even more impressive is that people I know actually believe it. I've listened to it and to my surprise, it sounds like reversing tape. You could make anything out of it. I heard something about mayonnaise on camels. The guy who found it was a priest or something who was purposely looking for satanic things, so of course he heard it. Don't bother with this, its just people looking for an excuse to be whiners.

4. Banning 1984

George Orwell's novel 1984, has been banned from multiple libraries around the country. The parents and politicians who banned it claimed that it glorified rebellion and challenging the system. Books are always banned from libraries, but the stupid thing about banning 1984, is that the book itself is can be used to prove you wrong. It's all about censorship, and the system trying to stop ideas. Idiots.

3. Janet Jackson at the Superbowl
You remember this one right. The night where Ms. Jackson got a bit too nasty. Yeah so Justin Timberlake tore off part of her suit, showing her nipple for like less than a second. Everyone was up on arms about this one, and I think someone said that it showed we were devolving as society. For what, we saw her nipple, I mean, yeah, you can't be naked in public but it lasted less than a second. And second of all, look at the kind of stuff people show on TV. This country allows some violence on TV that that would make most nations shake their heads. Yet we can't get over something like partial nudity. Someone needs to sort out viewing priorities.

2. Transformers 2 Stereotypes
This is a recent one. For the few that missed out, in Transformers 2 had two ridiculously annoying robots named Mud-Flap and Skids. I certainly found them irritating, but a lot of people in the mainstream media said that they were racist. A lot of people said they were stereotypes of black people. First of all, at no point in the movie did it say that they were black or a minority, nor were they voiced by black actors. What made people say they were supposed to be black? They said it was because they had gold teeth, couldn't read, and spoke jive/hip-hop. Wow. So what they were saying was, only black people can have any of those qualities. People of all races can have those qualities, not just black people. By applying traits to a certain people, you are being racist. And they try and act all sensitive.

1. Columbine High-School Shootings
Marilyn Manson is a lot of things. He's creepy, he's an artist, and he's the Alice Cooper of our time. But in 1999, he became the center of attention around something he was barely involved with. Two students open fired in their high school killing several people and wounding others. It was tragic and I found it heard to sleep after hearing about it. But then, in the ultimate slimy move, parents, journalists, and politicians all decide to start blaming Marilyn Manson for their problems. Apparently, the kids who went on the shooting spree were fans of his, and thus, people said it was his fault for being a bad role model. This was nothing but an excuse to persecute people the system had been trying to bring down. Also, the problem is much more the fault of personal problems with the kids, with idiot parents who just want to find scapegoats. Nothing is worse than exploiting tragic events to get your views across. Marilyn Manson was asked what he would have said to the kids who did the crime if he could. He answered "I wouldn't have said anything. I would've listened to them. Because no one did that for them." Hats off to you sir.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Top 45 Songs of the 80's

45. Love Shack by The-52's
44. I Love Rock n' Roll by Joan Jett & The Blackhearts
43. White Wedding by Billy Idol
42. Brass In Pocket by The Pretenders
41. Rise Above by Black Flag
40. Everybody Wants to Rule the World by Tears for Fears
39. Crazy Train by Ozzy Osbourne
38. Born in the USA by Bruce Springsteen
37. Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) by Eurythmics
36. Peace Sells by Megadeth
35. Mountain Song by Jane's Addiction
34. Fight For Your Right (To Party) by The Beastie Boys
33. Super Freak by Rick James
32. Our Lips Are Sealed by The Go-Go's
31. Like A Prayer by Madonna
30. Teen Age Riot by Sonic Youth
29. Need You Tonight by INXS
28. Fuck the Police by N.W.A.
27. Free Falling by Tom Petty
26. Love Will Tear Us Apart by Joy Division
25. Where Is My Mind by The Pixies
24. There Is A Light That Never Goes Out by The Smiths
23. Holiday In Cambodia by Dead Kennedys
22. One by Metallica
21. Limelight by Rush
20. Bring the Noise by Public Enemy
19. I Will Dare by The Replacements
18. Call Me by Blondie
17. Just Like Heaven
16. Back In Black by AC/DC
15. Run to the Hills by Iron Maiden
14. Radio Free Europe by R.E.M.
13. Raining Blood by Slayer
12. Under Pressure by Queen & David Bowie
11. Sweet Child O' Mine by Guns N' Roses
10. Breaking the Law by Judas Priest
9. Panama by Van Halen
8. The Message by Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five
7. Walk This Way by Run-DMC & Aerosmith
6. Burning Down the House by Talking Heads
5. London Calling by The Clash*
4. Every Breath You Take by The Police
3. When Doves Cry by Prince & The Revolution
2. Billie Jean by Michael Jackson
1. Sunday Bloody Sunday by U2

*London Calling was technically released in December in 1979. It became a hit single in the UK in 1980. The album was later released in the US that same year.

Introduction

I'm the new guy on the blog, the name is uptoeleven. In the crowded world of country, pop, and disney stars, I'm one those guys who still likes to rock out. Most of posts are blender style lists, but they will occasionally interrupted by other music related posts. Most of the lists will include non-rock artists, as long as they are too good to be left out. This is all done critically, no chart hits or opinions. Most of these are responses to lists from other websites like blender who I feel screwed up. And please, if you disagree, make it reasonable and kind. I'm just a guy like you, so no "You should be crucified while being on fire and having your genitals ripped apart by hungry bubonic rats for dissing band-A."